wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
muffinmachine: My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
meladoodle: no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth
iwishiwasfictional: montypythonsflyingsurplus: anawkwardfruit: capsicle1916: baconllamatimelord: miss-doctorwho: partners-in-time: miss-doctorwho: If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet. Or italics How can I express my feelings with no italics It has not even got bold And we need to talk about: Bullet points I may as well strikeout...
grantaire-put-that-bottle-down: jeszing: have you ever looked at a window and wondered how injured you would be if you jumped out of it not in a suicidey way more of a “if a killer clown broke into my house right now, would jumping out the window be a reasonable escape plan” way
When you fail a test and your parents say: "You're...
madturbating: today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
keepingitupwiththekenways: there is no friendship in mario kart
throatbaby: exercise…ex…er…cise…..ex…ar…..size……eggs…are…sides….for bacon. bacon.
That awkward moment when you've fallen down on a...
twitturds: walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
ehating: I took my sisters Barbie for this video