May 2013
40 posts
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
muffinmachine:
My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
meladoodle:
no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth
iwishiwasfictional:
montypythonsflyingsurplus:
anawkwardfruit:
capsicle1916:
baconllamatimelord:
miss-doctorwho:
partners-in-time:
miss-doctorwho:
If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.
Or italics
How can I express my feelings with no italics
It has not even got bold
And we need to talk about:
Bullet points
I may as well strikeout...
grantaire-put-that-bottle-down:
jeszing:
have you ever looked at a window and wondered how injured you would be if you jumped out of it
not in a suicidey way
more of a “if a killer clown broke into my house right now, would jumping out the window be a reasonable escape plan” way
When you fail a test and your parents say: "You're...
shutyourface09:
madturbating:
today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
thebatteur:
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
keepingitupwiththekenways:
there is no friendship in mario kart
throatbaby:
exercise…ex…er…cise…..ex…ar…..size……eggs…are…sides….for bacon. bacon.
That awkward moment when you've fallen down on a...
yourhaloisslipping:
April 2013
24 posts
twitturds:
walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
Watchehating:
I took my sisters Barbie for this video
